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Marcus Junius Brutus:
Of course, you have to imagine, long hair down to here, huge moustasches, the most terriffic stench, they eat only raw meat and never wash. Though they do have one admirable custom, they settle their political disputes by a single combat to the death.

Pompey Magnus:
Excellent idea.

Marcus Junius Brutus:
Isn't it? Mother is always nagging me to attend politics.

Servilia of the Junii:
Well it's been our family's tradition and duty for, uhm, five hundred years?

Marcus Junius Brutus:
Oh it's such dreadfully dull stuff. Now you see, if our senate conducted business in the German style I should certainly go and watch. Yeah, no tedious laws and endless debates, just swords, and daggers...