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Roseanne is an American television sitcom starring Roseanne Barr. It revolves around the fictional Conner family. It aired on ABC from October 18, 1988, to May 20, 1997, and again from March 27, 2018 to May 22, 2018. Lauded for its realistic portray… more »


Dan:
Okay hunny, come on.

Roseanne:
No! Dan. Uh, this stuff is impossible to understand! These laws and explaination of laws; no human being can really understand these things, you know! That's why you gotta go get some $200-an-hour lawyer to even explain the crap to you, you know, and I can't afford $200-an-hour!

Ed - IRS Office Clerk:
[shouts] Hey, lady! We don't write the stinkin' laws! You got a complaint, talk to the idiots in Washington!

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