Roseanne1988

Dan Conner:
[to D.J.'s school principle] Well look I, I know it's wrong for kids to bring comics to school and read them in class, but hey, they're kids. I know it's not great literature. My, God! What kind of diseased mind could create something like this?

Dan Conner:
... Oh man. Hey, I don't know where D.J. got this, but you can be sure we don't allow things like this in our house. This is not how we raise our children! [to D.J.] Where did you get this?

D.J. Conner:
Darlene made it.