Roseanne1988

Dan:
[the girls missed curfew again] We said 9:00, we meant 9:00.

Roseanne:
Yeah, 'cause see, we have this really crazy idea that you actually listen when we speak. And when you're not here by nine, we figure you have a reason, and if we're not hearing that reason from you, then we just sit here and make up our own reason, like that you're laying in a ditch somewhere

Becky:
We would've called, but there was no phone in the ditch we were laying in... Ha Ha?