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Roseanne is an American television sitcom starring Roseanne Barr. It revolves around the fictional Conner family. It aired on ABC from October 18, 1988, to May 20, 1997, and again from March 27, 2018 to May 22, 2018. Lauded for its realistic portray… more »



Dan:
[the girls bought Roseanne a make-over on Mothers' Day in hopes she would let them go to a concert unchaperoned. Roseanne discovered their plan and was very saddened] First of all, let's just say that, you going away for a weekend to a rock concert with the nearest adult five hours away, that was never gonna happen, no matter how you sucked up.

Becky:
[in apathy] Well, it's unanimous.

Darlene:
[sarcastically] Yeah, I guess that about wraps it up.

Dan:
I don't think so.

Becky:
Okay, we'll apologize to her before she, like, explodes.

[Darlene snickers]

Dan:
She's not gonna 'like, explode'; she's too busy crying her eyes out.

[the girls pause at this]

Dan:
I'm the one you gotta worry about, 'cause I'm VERY angry, and I don't like you very much right now.

Becky:
[uncaringly] Oh, so now we're all supposed to apologize to you?

Dan:
Shut up!

[to Darlene]

Dan:
So I don't have to say it again in a minute, you shut up, too! Now you guys just don't get it. You see, she thought you were actually going to do something nice for her, you know, like you cared. And that would've been the very best thing you could've done for her today, and you just ruined it.

Darlene:
Well, what should we do?

Dan:
You're gonna make it up to her.

Becky:
[solemnly] Alright, we'll think of something.

Dan:
No, no, you had your chance... now it's my turn.

[Dan leaves as Becky and Darlene go silent]

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