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Roseanne is an American television sitcom starring Roseanne Barr. It revolves around the fictional Conner family. It aired on ABC from October 18, 1988, to May 20, 1997, and again from March 27, 2018 to May 22, 2018. Lauded for its realistic portray… more »



Jackie:
[about Dan and Roseanne's sex life] You're kidding? You guys have a *night*?

Roseanne:
Yes, we have a *night*. It's not only Wednesday, but it's always Wednesday.

Jackie:
You have a time too?

Roseanne:
Yeah. Twenty minutes, or until he gets a cramp.

Jackie:
Well, you should make him wait half-an-hour after he eats.

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