Roseanne

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Roseanne is an American television sitcom starring Roseanne Barr. It revolves around the fictional Conner family. It aired on ABC from October 18, 1988, to May 20, 1997, and again from March 27, 2018 to May 22, 2018. Lauded for its realistic portray… more »



Dan:
Ah man, we're screwed.

Roseanne:
No, Dan. We are so far beyond screwed that the light from screwed will take one billion years to reach the earth.

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  • Angie Toven
    Angie Toven
    That's how I feel today. I loved this show. Looking forward to the new one in March.
    LikeReply6 years ago

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