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Roseanne is an American television sitcom starring Roseanne Barr. It revolves around the fictional Conner family. It aired on ABC from October 18, 1988, to May 20, 1997, and again from March 27, 2018 to May 22, 2018. Lauded for its realistic portray… more »



Roseanne Conner:
[catches Dan eating ice cream] WELL, LOOK AT YOU!

Dan Conner:
[quickly puts the ice cream away] Gotta go!

Roseanne Conner:
I don't believe it! The very first week you agree to go on a diet, I catch you cheating!

Dan Conner:
Excuse me, YOU agreed to go on a diet! Oh...

[Dan feels his head in pain and jumps like mad]

Roseanne Conner:
Oh, ice cream headache - brain freeze, huh? Well, you deserve it! You go have some warm tap water!

[Dan does so]

Roseanne Conner:
I don't even believe you, Dan! You DID say you'd do this with me! You said that, and don't try to deny it! And you were cheating just then, too, weren't you, Dan? So don't try to deny that, either! You did say we'd go on a diet; and we are gonna diet, I say let's stick to the diet. Eating potato chips isn't gonna help anything!

Dan Conner:
Who's eating potato chips?

Roseanne Conner:
What?

Dan Conner:
You said potato chips. Who's eating potato chips?

Roseanne Conner:
[pauses] Well, I meant ice cream.

Dan Conner:
Yeah, but you said potato chips.

Roseanne Conner:
Oh, I can't even believe you, Dan! Don't you try to turn this thing around on me!

Dan Conner:
[suspiciously] I wanna see what's going on in this bathroom here!

Roseanne Conner:
[dashes back into the bathroom] NO, I TOLD YOU I'M TAKING A BATH!

[slams the door at Dan's face]

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