Roseanne1988

Darlene Conner:
[DJ is watching TV; comes up from behind to bother him] Hey, DJ, haven't seen you since I got home.

D.J. Conner:
Shut up.

Darlene Conner:
Oh. Nice to see you too. School's going really well.

D.J. Conner:
Shut up.

Darlene Conner:
Yeah, the bus ride home was nice, but, uh, unfortunately I was sitting next to this guy who kept singing "lalalalalalalala!"

D.J. Conner:
I'm gonna kill you, Darlene!

Darlene Conner:
Not if I kill you first.

Roseanne Conner:
Oh, you kids. If I had a corpse for every time one of you said that.

D.J. Conner:
She won't shut up. Shut up, shut up, shut up! SHUT - UP!

Darlene Conner:
How ironic. Grandma's strapped to a bed in the looney bin yet DJ walks free.