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Roseanne is an American television sitcom starring Roseanne Barr. It revolves around the fictional Conner family. It aired on ABC from October 18, 1988, to May 20, 1997, and again from March 27, 2018 to May 22, 2018. Lauded for its realistic portray… more »



Molly Tilden:
[knocks on the door, Darlene answers, letting her in] Your little brother is doing is again!

Darlene:
I told you I'd take care of it and I did. Dee Jaaaaaay!

Molly Tilden:
What are you calling him down here for? He'll never admit it.

Darlene:
Oh, he won't have to. I put shoe polish on the eye of his telescope so he would be branded the deviate that he is.

D.J.:
[comes downstairs with no shoe polish on his eye] What do you want?

Molly Tilden:
Brilliant plan.

Darlene:
[puzzled] It shoulda worked.

David:
[comes downstairs with black shoe polish on his eye] Hey!... What?

[Molly is grinning, Darlene seeths with anger. A sign blocking the screen reads:
DUE TO ITS EXTREMELY GRAPHIC AND VIOLENT NATURE, THE REMAINDER OF THIS SCENE HAS BEEN CENSORED]

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