Roseanne1988

Sammy Miller:
[after Rosanne, dressed as Santa asks what he wants for Christmas] A BB Gun!

Roseanne:
[sees Sammy's mother, Karen, shaking her head no] Oh, sorry, Santa's fresh outta guns this year.

Sammy Miller:
Aww come on, Santa. See, I don't have a dad, and I need a gun to protect the house.

Karen Miller:
You do too have a dad, geez!

Roseanne:
Oh, you fibbed to Santa! You're getting clothes.

Sammy Miller:
Mom!

Karen Miller:
Well, Santa, he has been pretty good this year, so I think... a sled would be OK.

Roseanne:
[to Sammy] Well, ok but listen, I know when you're asleep and I know when you're awake, see? You step out of line one more time, you're going to wake up Christmas Morning knee deep in sweaters!