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D.J. Conner:
[Dan tells D.J. to quit hanging around Jackie's so much] Doesn't Aunt Jackie like me anymore?

Dan Conner:
Of course she does, it's just that sometimes, some adults like your aunt Jackie... we just miss you around here! What do you want to go over there all the time for anyway?

D.J. Conner:
I have to.

Dan Conner:
What do you mean you have to?

D.J. Conner:
Well, Darlene and Becky are sisters, and Mom and Aunt Jackie are sisters, and David and Mark are brothers, Mom's new baby's going to be a girl, so I'm going to be the only chance of a brother Andy will have.