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Roseanne is an American television sitcom starring Roseanne Barr. It revolves around the fictional Conner family. It aired on ABC from October 18, 1988, to May 20, 1997, and again from March 27, 2018 to May 22, 2018. Lauded for its realistic portray… more »



Roseanne:
[walks into the kitchen and sees Dan disemboweled, turns around and Roseanne corners her with a knife] What is it, Kathy? I've had a really bad day and now I've got to clean up all of this. You know, I don't know how many times I keep telling myself, it's just like gutting a fish. I swear I was much better with Becky's dad.

Kathy Bowman:
Becky's dad?

Roseanne:
Yeah, he was blonde too. Oh hey I know, you've got a garbage disposal, don't you?

Kathy Bowman:
[cringing] Oh my God... I have to go home.

Roseanne:
Oh no, you can't go, Kathy, you'll tell.

Kathy Bowman:
[backing up] No I won't, I promise, please let me go! [backs into Dan who's standing behind her, turns around]

Dan:
Liver? [Kathy screams and runs for the door]

Roseanne:
Happy Halloween!

Kathy Bowman:
[in shock] That was horrible! Horrible!

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