Roseanne1988

Roseanne:
[walking into the impersonation hall noticing the real Wayne Newton onstage, whom she thinks is an impersonator, not sporting a mustache] This guy doesn't even have a mustache! How did he get out of Wayne Newton impersonator school without a mustache?

Wayne Newton:
[stops singing] Hold it, fellas, hold it. Ma'am, I'm sorry if my singing is interrupting your conversation.

Roseanne:
Well, not as sorry as I am!

Wayne Newton:
Ma'am, I'm going to ask you politely to please take your seat. I'm entertaining!

Roseanne:
Oh, somebody has filled your head with LIES!

Dan Conner:
Honey, it really IS Wayne Newton!

Roseanne:
Yeah right, and I'm Lola Falana, Dan!

Wayne Newton:
Well, it's nice to meet you, Miss Falana. My name is Wayne Newton.

Roseanne:
No, MY name is Wayne Newton!

Nancy 'Lynn' Bartlett:
No, my name is Wayne Newton!

Dan Conner:
[humiliated] Oh God, oh God, oh God!

Wayne Newton:
Ladies, I'm glad you're having such a good time, because that's what we're all here for, so why don't you sit back, relax and enjoy the song?

Roseanne:
Why, are you going to get somebody else to sing it?