Roswell1999

Max:
Somebody wanna tell me what's going on?

Jesse:
Max! You can't just go around turning people into dogs.

Max:
I won't stand here and be lectured by the descendant of an ape.

Isabel:
Max, change him back, please.

Max:
He seems to know our little secret. Now how could that have happened?

Jesse:
He doesn't know anything. Unless, of course, he's seen you flying around the neighborhood in the saucer again.

Max:
You go for one joyride and they never let you forget it.

Isabel:
Max, I don't want him to piddle on the carpet.

Max:
In a minute, Speaking of the saucer Michael broke the cloaking device so I had to park it in your basement for now.

Jesse:
In the basement?

Max:
Am I speaking too fast for your human brain to follow?

Jesse:
How did you get it in there?

Isabel:
He used the time-space slipstream, dear.

Max:
Duh.