Roswell1999

Buddha:
[Isabel is inside Kyle's dream] Remember, young blossom, the most important words...

Kyle Valenti:
Yes, Master.

Buddha:
"To thine own self, be true."

Isabel:
It's Shakespeare.

Buddha:
With every inhale, find the center of yourself. With every exhale, release the tides that binds your energy. [Kyle inhales and exhales in the Lotus position. Isabel snorts] Inhale! Exhale! Inhale! Exhale! [Kyle does so. A ringtone appears] Excuse me... [picks out a cellphone from his pocket] Buddha here. Yeah... When? [Isabel laughs] Prepare the ship. Standby to beam us aboard.

Kyle Valenti:
Master?

Buddha:
Our enemies has arrived, Kyle. We must leave Earth and face the dark legion.

Kyle Valenti:
No, no, no, no. I'm here for inner peace, not that science fiction crap.

Buddha:
Max Evans changed you when he saved your life. You know that. You're an alien now, Kyle. Dude, like, accept your destiny.