Royal Pains2009

Dr. Hank Lawson:
What's up, bro?

Evan R. Lawson:
Did Jill find you yet?

Dr. Hank Lawson:
No. Why? What did she say?

Evan R. Lawson:
She had something important to tell you.

Dr. Hank Lawson:
Oh.

Evan R. Lawson:
And so do I.

Dr. Hank Lawson:
Well, what's up?

Evan R. Lawson:
We're broke.

Dr. Hank Lawson:
What do you mean "broke"?

Evan R. Lawson:
I mean depleted, destitute, insolvent.

Dr. Hank Lawson:
I was asking for an explanation, not a thesaurus. What the hell are you talking about, Evan?

Evan R. Lawson:
Well, I, uh... I invested our working capital in some alternative high-yield instruments.

Dr. Hank Lawson:
English, Evan.

Evan R. Lawson:
[sighs] We got scammed.

Dr. Hank Lawson:
*You* got scammed. By who?

Evan R. Lawson:
[not answering Hank's question] And it's all gone, you know. Almost every last penny of it, at least. It's... it's gone. Why are you not furious?

Dr. Hank Lawson:
Oh, I'm furious. I'm... I'm furious. I'm just not surprised. In fact, the only shock here is that it took this long for you to let me down.