Rugrats1990

Phil DeVille:
[after Tommy and Chuckie look forward to spending the long weekend together] You wanna tell them, Lil?

Lil DeVille:
Maybe you better...

Phil DeVille:
[sighs] Alright. See you guys live together, you're gonna start fighting all the time.

Tommy:
Come on, you guys. Me and Chuckie are bestest friends.

Phil DeVille:
Sure, *Now*.

Lil DeVille:
But soon, you'll start to bug each other.

Phil DeVille:
First it's just little things; like forgetting to share a toy.

Lil DeVille:
But it'll get worse; Everything they do'll bug ya.

Phil DeVille:
The way they drink their milk...

Lil DeVille:
The way they roll that ball... [bounces it on the floor]

Phil DeVille:
The way she wears her ribbon in her hair...

Lil DeVille:
The way he has a stupid, ugly duck on his shirt...

Phil DeVille:
The way her shoes are never tied...

Lil DeVille:
The way his diaper smells like poo!

Phil DeVille:
The way...

Tommy:
[cutting Phil off] Guys! Where do you get these crazy ideas?

Chuckie:
Yeah, you two guys live together without any problems. [Twins sigh]