Rupan sansei: Part II1977

[at dinner]

Ars?ne Lupin III, Daisuke Jigen, Goemon Ishikawa XIII, Fujiko Mine:
Cheers!

Ars?ne Lupin III:
Sorry I'm late, I had a minor matter to attend to.

Daisuke Jigen:
Tell me about it, I'm guessing you had to lift a Van Gogh or even two to pay for all of our tickets!

Ars?ne Lupin III:
Huh?

Daisuke Jigen:
Hey, whatever! Any guy who's willing to shell out this kind of cash to treat his old friends to a good time is aces with me!

Ars?ne Lupin III:
Hey, wait a minute, what do you mean? Whoa, back up! What do you mean, treat you?

[Confused, Jigen, Goemon and Fujiko show Lupin the letters he sent them]

Ars?ne Lupin III:
Huh?... Well, I hate to break it to you guys, but I got one too!

[takes out a letter and gives it to Fujiko]

Fujiko Mine:
[reading the letter] "My darling Lupin, you've been in my dreams every night for five long years. Oh, darling, I can't bear being apart from you any longer, I simply have to see you immediately. Rendezvous with me at the Sirloin liner, and we shall be together forever. Your love, Fujiko." Oh, please! That doesn't sound anything like me!

Ars?ne Lupin III:
Or smell like you!

[sniffs the letter]

Fujiko Mine:
What's that?

Ars?ne Lupin III:
There's not even a trace of Chanel No 5. Trust me, I nearly stuck the whole thing up my nose.

Daisuke Jigen:
So this is just a steaming pile of...

Goemon Ishikawa XIII:
Very bad karma.

Ars?ne Lupin III:
Exactly, my friends! We've all fallen into someone's very ingenious trap!

Daisuke Jigen:
Not you, though! You figured it out for a trap, Lupin, and you waltzed right into it anyway! What the hell's up with that?

Ars?ne Lupin III:
I don't know about it, Jigen, but I like to know who my enemies are, and the sooner they show their hand the sooner I can show them mine!

Goemon Ishikawa XIII:
We must remain as vigilant as the owl.

Ars?ne Lupin III:
Exactly...