Sabrina, the Teenage Witch1996

Salem Saberhagen:
Man! This house is so spotless and germ free Howard Hughes could live here!

Hilda Spellman:
Zelda, if we could market this stuff, we'd make a fortune!

Salem Saberhagen:
Good luck! The FDA will never approve of ostrich saliva. Those pencil pushing bureaucrats have ruined many a dream.

Hilda Spellman:
Well, we could still sell it in the Other Realm. What do you say, Zeldy?

Zelda Spellman:
No. I made this formula to cure allergies and end suffering, not to whiten.

Hilda Spellman:
You ever cleaned a toilet? That's suffering! Besides, you said it didn't even cure allergies.

Zelda Spellman:
Yet! Medical breakthroughs take time, get off my back! This is why Pasteur broke up with you! [Leaves]

Hilda Spellman:
He told me he had to work out stuff with his Mother!

Salem Saberhagen:
You gotta hand it to Zelda. She's a pillar of integrity.

Hilda Spellman:
Yeah. Let's steal her formula!