Salute Your Shorts1991

[ZZ, Pinsky, and Donkey Lips are fishing]

Pinsky:
Think about it. When you die they stick you in the ground and it's the worms that eat you up!

Z.Z.:
Then somebody digs up the worms that ate you and use to catch fish which somebody else eats.

Donkeylips:
So wait a second guys, when we had fish sticks the other night, I could have eaten a fish, that ate a worm, that ate Elvis?

Z.Z.:
You could be burping up the king as we speak!

[Pinsky holds up a worm]

Pinsky:
"Hey, look at me! I ate Moe from the Three Stooges!"

[ZZ also holds up a worm]

Z.Z.:
"I ate Henry David Thoreau, who lived at Walden Pond."

Donkeylips:
Come on, guys, just cut it out! That's weird!

[Pinsky continues to tease Donkey Lips, this time as Curly from the Three Stooges]

Pinsky:
"Hey, look at me, I ate Curly! Nyuk nyuk nyuk!"

Z.Z.:
Betsy Ross!

Donkeylips:
That does it! I'm off of seafood. I'm sticking with hot dogs!

Z.Z.:
You know what they put in hot dogs?

Donkeylips:
I don't want to hear it!