Salute Your Shorts1991

Bobby Budnick:
[talking about his liking Dina] You want to know why?

Ronnie Pinsky:
Because she looks great in a bikini?

Dina Alexander:
No. Every cool guy needs a cool lady to hang with, and at this camp Dina is it. [we see a fantasy version of Dina in the background as Budnick describes her] I mean she's perfect! She's gorgeous, she's smart...

Dina Alexander:
E = MC...Hammer!

Bobby Budnick:
And I bet she would win in a beauty competition. She really likes music too, just like me. She's a really good singer, and a good dancer, just like I am. [Dina begins to hum] But it's what's on the inside that really counts. I mean Dina has a really big heart! And she really loves animals too. I think the thing I like about her most is that her dad has a couple of billion dollars. So I wouldn't mind calling him Dad either.

Ronnie Pinsky:
You just described a combination of Mother Teresa, Madonna, and Flipper. I'm not sure there was much Dina in there.