Salute Your Shorts1991

Sponge Harris:
What'd the directions say?

Michael Stein:
It says take six cha-cha-chas from the fireplace, take three rumbas to the right... What does all this stuff mean?

Sponge Harris:
Well, Sara Madre was a dance teacher, remember? Ca-cha's a dance term. It's probably what she used to measure where she hid the money.

Michael Stein:
So all we gotta do is start at the fireplace and... Do we really have to dance together?

Sponge Harris:
If we wanna find the treasure.

Sponge Harris, Michael Stein:
[together, clasping hands] One, two, cha-cha-cha.