Sanford and Son1972

Lamont Sanford:
[after Fred tells Lamont how he's going to make big money by writing his autobiography] You mean to tell me you think people are gonna pay their hard-earned cash to read about "The Memoirs of Fred Sanford"?

Fred G. Sanford:
I'm not gonna call it that. I've got some tricky names that I'm gonna put in there. Wanna hear 'em?

Lamont Sanford:
No.

Fred G. Sanford:
How about, uh, "The Junkcorcist"?

Lamont Sanford:
Good night, Pop.

Fred G. Sanford:
[shouting after Lamont, who has left the kitchen] I know what I'll call it. I'll name it after you - "The Day of the Jackass"!