Saturday Night Live1975

Mister Robinson:
Do you know what these are, boys and girls? These are drums. Do you know where drums come from? They come from Africa. [Sits down, begins playing and singing] It's the eye of the tiger, it's the thrill of the fight... [phone rings] This is how you answer a phone in my neighborhood. WHAT IS IT? LOUD? NAH, THAT AIN'T LOUD; THIS IS LOUD! [Blows a whistle into the phone, sits down and begins playing the drums again] .

Mr. T.:
[Beating on the door] Robinson! Robinson! I told you to stop beatin' them drums!

Mister Robinson:
That's my new neighbor, boys and girls. But, don't worry, I put a new lock on the door. He can't get in hear. [Starts playing the drums again]

Mr. T.:
[Kicks in door, walks in and grabs Mr. Robinson by the neck] Hello, boys and girls; the word for today, 'pain'. [to Mr. Robinson] Sing the song.

Mister Robinson:
[singing] A very happy tomorrow to you.

Mr. T.:
[choking Robinson] Good night, boys and girls.