Saturday Night Live1975

Dr. Jack Badofsky:
Let us first talk about the many forms of syphilis [reveals a card reading syphilis] . If you're not sure you've got it, it's 'if-philis' [reveals a card reading if-philis] . if you caught it from a drunk, it's 'stiff-philis' [reveals a card reading stiff-philis] . I-if you got it from rubbing noses with an eskimo, that's 'sniff-philis' [reveals a card reading sniff-philis] . And if you sleep with a dirty mummy, that's 'hieroglyph-ilis' [reveals a card reading hieroglyph-ilis] .