Saturday Night Live1975

Announcer:
Ladies and gentleman: Jerry Seinfeld.

Himself - Host:
Thank you. Thank you, very much. Thank you. Thank you, very much. That's exactly the way I feel. Exactly. I'm very happy to be in New York. It's my favorite place in the world to be, I love everything about New York, I live here, I am New York. LaGuardia is my favorite airport in the world, because I like my runways as short as I can get 'em. And I also enjoy that nice body of water right past the edge of the runway. That's a nice touch, isn't it? I think they're thinking of putting some piranha in there. It's really the only way we can improve the take off area. LaGuardia of course as you know, named after the ex-Mayor of New York, Fiorello H. LaGuardia , and I'm sure that was quite an exciting day in his life when he got that noose. They probably said to him, "you know, Mayer, we've been doing a lot of thinking, and we've decided we're naming the airport after you". And he probably went "really? Which one?" And they went "LaGuardia. Right up on the grand central". [hits his head] "Oh, yeah".