Saturday Night Live1975

Jerry Seinfeld:
[Jerry and Beecher are eating lunch in the prison cafeteria when Schillinger walks past the table and Beecher gives him a dirty look] What is with you two?

Tobias Beecher:
Ah, you know. First, I was his b*tch... then he burned a swastika into my ass... and then I took a crap on his face... and that started a whole "thing"!

Jerry Seinfeld:
Tell me. I once dated a girl who I think was always wearing the same dress!

Tobias Beecher:
[gives Jerry a strange look] Anyway... he nearly broke every bone in my body. I thought we were gonna make up, and he nailed me to the gym floor!

Jerry Seinfeld:
Did he try to...?

Tobias Beecher:
No. Nothing happened.

Jerry Seinfeld:
You missed out on the make-up sodomy?

Tobias Beecher:
I missed out on the sodomy!

Jerry Seinfeld:
The make-up sodomy's the best part of being nailed to a gym floor!

Tobias Beecher:
Missed out, baby!