Saturday Night Live1975

Various:
Jack Lemmon, Chewbacca screen test. Take one.

Himself - Host:
[Jack Lemmon comes out, dressed in a Chewbacca costume except for the face mask] Okay, excuse me, before we put the spaghetti in the machine, can someone tell me what the Hell of these Chewbacca things is?

Various:
Well, he's a Wookiee, Jack.

Himself - Host:
A what? What the Hell is a Wookiee?

Various:
Um, it's like a space ape.

Himself - Host:
Oh, that's terrific. You had me drive all the way from Beverly Hills to play a f***ing space ape?

Various:
Uh, Jack, just put the mask on.

Himself - Host:
I'm gonna take a dump in this God damn mask, that's what I'm gonna do.

Various:
Jack, please, put it on.

Himself - Host:
Why can't I audition for Obi-Wan? You've got Matthau testing. I'd be a terrific Obi-Wan.

Various:
Could you please put the mask on?

Himself - Host:
Ah, go f*** yourself. [Throw the mask on the ground and walks off]