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Saturday Night Live (SNL) is an American late-night live television variety show created by Lorne Michaels and developed by Dick Ebersol. The show premiered on NBC on October 11, 1975, under the original title NBC's Saturday Night. The show… more »



Marcus:
[translating for deaf comedian] How do you know Adam and Eve weren't black?

[after long pause]

Marcus:
You ever try to take a rib from a black person... Hey, hey! That's not cool. That's not cool.

[Armisen signs]

Marcus:
Oh, here's a good one... Gatorade just came out with a new flavor for black people.

Richie B:
[in deaf voice] Fried chicken.

Marcus:
I'm not saying that.

Richie B:
Fried chicken.

Marcus:
I am not saying that.

Marcus:
[Armisen signs again] What do you call a black guy with... Okay, okay, I am not telling this joke! But I will tell you a little something about Richie B. I mean this guy's Johnson is so small, he pees on his nuts.

[to Armisen]

Marcus:
That was good. Real good.

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