Saturday Night Live1975

Alex Trebek:
[on Celebrity Jeopardy] Well, once again it's time for Final Jeopardy and none of our contestants have any money. So here's the Final Jeopardy answer. You know what, this is too hard so I'll just make something up. Write down your favorite food; a food you like to eat, or something someone else likes to eat, or just lie. I don't care. Ok, let's go to John Travolta. He wrote down 'Miso', a type of Italian soup. What was your wager? You wrote down 'horny'; 'miso horny'.

John Travolta:
C'mon; it's funny!

Alex Trebek:
No, it isn't. Next, Burt Reynolds; and you wrote down 'Look on Keaton's back'

[Resignedly]

Alex Trebek:
OK, Michael Keaton, turn around. You put a 'kick me' sign on his back.

Burt Reynolds:
That's funny, he didn't know it was back there.

Alex Trebek:
No, it's not. Michael Keaton, what did you write? 'Val Kilmer sucks' and your wager 'George Clooney sucks'.

Alex Trebek:
Well, there you have it; once again no one won any money so no money goes to charity.

Burt Reynolds:
I won.

Alex Trebek:
No, you didn't.

Burt Reynolds:
Yes, I did.

Alex Trebek:
No, you didn't. Join us next time on Celebrity Jeopardy.

Burt Reynolds:
I won.

Alex Trebek:
No, you didn't.