Saturday Night Live1975

Weekend Update Anchor:
Police in Germany say that a man with no arms stole a 24 inch television set from a store. The man said he would have paid for it, but he couldn't reach his wallet.

Weekend Update Anchor:
[audience laughs politely] No? How about this: Police in Germany say that a man with no arms stole a 24 inch television set from a store. Man, how lazy are employees when they don't stop a guy from kicking a TV out the front door?

Weekend Update Anchor:
[bigger laugh] One more? Police in Germany say that a man with no arms stole a 24 inch television set from a store, ah, the old no finger discount.

Weekend Update Anchor:
[turns to other camera] Last week, the state of Callifornia passed...

Weekend Update Anchor:
[turns back to previous set up] Police in Germany say that a man with no arms stole a 24 inch television set from a store, police said that it was an easy arrest as the suspect was unarmed.

[big applause and laughter]