Saturday Night Live1975

Tina Fey:
As a mother of two, which I am not, I worry about the lack of positive role models for today's young girls. For example, Britney Spears caused controversy last month when she wore this skimpy outfit at MTV's Video Music Awards. Critics called the outfit inappropriate and say it's just another example of Hollywood sexualizing young girls. But I say, ladies - give it up. Britney looks good. Look at that ass! That is a cherry bomb. You gotta look at that thing through a hole in a paper plate. Britney, in about five years that whole area is gonna blow... so enjoy it now... have it photographed as much as possible. Rub it with fine oils and liniments. You will miss it when it's gone. And, as for whether those are breast implants are not - Britney was on our show last year, I worked with her... and, to me, her breasts felt completely real.

Jimmy Fallon:
What did you just say?

Tina Fey:
What?

Jimmy Fallon:
You said they "felt real".

Tina Fey:
No, I didn't.