Saturday Night Live1975

Himself - Host:
He just flew in from London. He's a super rock star, he needs no introduction! Ladies and gentlemen, here he is!

Joe Cocker:
[singing] What would you do if I sang out of tune Would you stand up and walk out on me? Well, lend me your ear and I'll sing you a song I will try not to sing out of key, yeah.

Joe Cocker:
Oh, baby I get by with a little help from my friends Well, most of all I wanna get high!

Toni Basil, Fluky Luke, Fred Berry, Adolfo Quinones:
By with a little help from my friends

Joe Cocker:
You know I wanna get my friends

Toni Basil, Fluky Luke, Fred Berry, Adolfo Quinones:
By with a little help from my friends

Joe Cocker:
Oh oh oh, whoa yeah! What do I do when my love is away?

Toni Basil, Fluky Luke, Fred Berry, Adolfo Quinones:
Does it worry you to be alone?

Joe Cocker:
No, no How do I feel at the end of the day?

Toni Basil, Fluky Luke, Fred Berry, Adolfo Quinones:
Are you sad 'cause you're on your own?

Joe Cocker:
Oh whoa oh, baby, I...

Toni Basil, Fluky Luke, Fred Berry, Adolfo Quinones:
Get by with a little help from my friends

Joe Cocker:
Oh, dont you know I wanna get high

Toni Basil, Fluky Luke, Fred Berry, Adolfo Quinones:
By with a little help from my friends

Joe Cocker:
Whoa whoa whoa, I get by...

Toni Basil, Fluky Luke, Fred Berry, Adolfo Quinones:
By with a little help from my friends

Joe Cocker:
[Cocker chugs a can of beer back and lets it drip all over himself]

Toni Basil, Fluky Luke, Fred Berry, Adolfo Quinones:
Do you need anybody - whoo!

Joe Cocker:
[softly] I just need someone to love

Toni Basil, Fluky Luke, Fred Berry, Adolfo Quinones:
Could it be anybody?

Joe Cocker:
All I need is someone, whoa oh oh oh, yeah! whoa oh oh oh, yeah! Baby, I...

Toni Basil, Fluky Luke, Fred Berry, Adolfo Quinones:
Get by with a little help from my friends

Joe Cocker:
[Cocker stands up on one foot, performs a 720-degree spin and flips himself to the ground]

Toni Basil, Fluky Luke, Fred Berry, Adolfo Quinones:
Get by with a little help from my friends

Joe Cocker:
[Cocker cradles himself on the ground, rocks back and forth, then falls off the apron onto the audience's feet. He climbs back up, lies on his back, spins himself once, then chugs the beer again and spits it out with geyser-like proportions]