Saturday Night Live1975

Wolf Blitzer:
Governor Christie, what steps would you take to keep Americans safe?

Gov. Chris Christie:
Wolf, I would like to answer that with a series of fear-mongering statements.

Wolf Blitzer:
Go ahead.

Gov. Chris Christie:
We are under attack and we are all going to die. Mothers are putting their kids on buses, and these buses are being driven off cliffs by terrorists. Today, in our great country, one out of every three babies born are already in ISIS. They are here, folks, and I am the only one up here with the stones to take them on. I am a cowboy on a steel horse I ride. Bon Jovi forever!