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Saturday Night Live (SNL) is an American late-night live television variety show created by Lorne Michaels and developed by Dick Ebersol. The show premiered on NBC on October 11, 1975, under the original title NBC's Saturday Night. The show… more »


Wolf Blitzer:
Senator, you said you will relentlessly carpet-bomb ISIS. Is this a real strategy?

Sen. Ted Cruz:
Well, Wolf, um, if I'm President, I can promise you, ISIS will hate me. An- and how do I know? Because everyone who knows me hates me. Democrats hate me. Republicans hate me. I have what doctors call a "punchable" face. Politico actually did a poll and I was voted the candidate most people wanted to throw a beer at. So look out, ISIS, because I'm gonna crash your party. And just like every party I go to, I'm gonna ruin it.

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