Saved by the Bell1989

Zachary 'Zack' Morris:
[Trying to get elderly woman to let Screech go ahead of her in line] Excuse me, ma'am? Hi! I wonder if you'd let my friend go ahead of you. He missed last year's concert.

Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater:
Yes, and you see, he was so depressed that he locked himself in the basement for a year.

Zachary 'Zack' Morris:
Uh huh, and today is his first day out.

Old Woman:
No way, blondie. I never miss a U2 concert!

Zachary 'Zack' Morris:
Well, uh, would fifty dollars help you change your mind? [Takes a bill out of the bag]

Kelly Kapowski:
What are you doing? That's our ticket money.

Zachary 'Zack' Morris:
Hey, you're forgetting about our find. [Hands Slater two bills]

Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater:
Um, did he say fifty, beautiful? 'Cause I think he meant one hundred, little darlin'.

Old Woman:
One hundred smackers? Make it two and I'm outta here. [Zack hands Slater two more bills]

Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater:
Here you go. [Hands her the money and she leaves]

Zachary 'Zack' Morris:
Alright! One more customer and we're rich!

Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater:
Alright!

Zachary 'Zack' Morris:
[a "sold out" sign is placed in the ticket window] What?