Saved by the Bell

Saved by the Bell

Saved by the Bell is an American television sitcom that aired on NBC from 1989 to 1993. A reboot of the Disney Channel series Good Morning, Miss Bliss, the show follows a group of high school friends and their principal. Primarily focusing on lighthearted comedic situations, it occasionally touches on serious social issues, such as drug use, driving under the influence, homelessness, remarriage, death, women's rights, and environmental issues. The series starred Mark-Paul Gosselaar, Dustin Diamond, Lark Voorhies, Dennis Haskins, Tiffani-Amber Thiessen, Elizabeth Berkley, and Mario Lopez. The show spawned two spin-off series: Saved by the Bell: The College Years (1993–1994), a primetime series that follows several of the characters to college, and Saved by the Bell: The New Class (1993–2000), a Saturday morning series that follows a new group of students at Bayside High School. The series also spawned two TV movies, Saved by the Bell: Hawaiian Style in 1992 and Saved by the Bell: Wedding in Las Vegas in 1994. In recent years, Saved by the Bell has been classified as educational and informational. The show was named one of the "20 Best School Shows of all Time" by AOL TV.

Year:
1989
4,069 Views

Lisa Turtle:
[Finds a bag] Hey, whose bag is this?

Kelly Kapowski:
Not mine.

Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater:
It's not mine.

Lisa Turtle:
Whoa, Mama!

Kelly Kapowski, Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater, Zachary 'Zack' Morris:
*Whoa*, Mama!

Kelly Kapowski:
Is that real money?

Lisa Turtle:
[Smells the money] Smells like it. [Holds money to her ear and ruffles it] Sounds like five thousand, give or take a twenty.

Zachary 'Zack' Morris:
Oh, yes! Yes! This is going to be a good day after all.

Kelly Kapowski:
Wait a second. I mean, this isn't our money. I mean, some poor person lost it and we have to return it.

Zachary 'Zack' Morris:
Oh, get real, Kelly, what poor person has five thousand dollars?

Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater:
Well, if they weren't poor before, they're poor now.

Kelly Kapowski:
We can't keep this. It's somebody else's money.

Zachary 'Zack' Morris:
Alright, alright, let's be fair. I mean, if it is someone's money, we should give them time to reclaim it. Agreed?

Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater:
Alright.

Lisa Turtle:
Yeah.

Zachary 'Zack' Morris:
Okay, good, good. Then I hereby invoke the five foot, five second rule.

Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater:
The what?

Zachary 'Zack' Morris:
If no-one is within five feet of this money when I count to five, it's ours. Huh? One, two, three, four...

Kelly Kapowski:
Cut it out, Zack. We have to ask around and see if anybody lost five thousand dollars.

Zachary 'Zack' Morris:
Okay, okay. [Whispering] Has anybody lost five thousand dollars?

Lisa Turtle:
Look, I don't know what you two are arguing about. This is my money. I'm the one who found the bag.

Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater:
Wha - Your money? You never would've found the bag if Zack and I didn't slide over so you could sit down.

Lisa Turtle:
Okay, I'll split it with you.

Zachary 'Zack' Morris:
Alri-i-i-i-i-ight!

Kelly Kapowski:
Split it with them? There wouldn't be a bag to find if I didn't sit at this bench. You'd still be rattling on about Eddie and his Air Jordans!

Woman in Film:
[the gang are watching a movie] Don't go, Jonathan. I can't live without you.

Man in Film:
If you want me to stay, Lydia, let me hear those three special words.

Zachary 'Zack' Morris:
[In high voice] Oh, Jonathan. Not here. Not now.

Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater:
[In deep voice] Oh, Lydia, don't tease me so. You know how weak I am.

Zachary 'Zack' Morris:
[In high voice] It doesn't matter, Jonathan. You're rich.

Kelly Kapowski, Lisa Turtle:
Ssssshhhhh! [the girls move to the seats in front]

Zachary 'Zack' Morris:
What? Girls!

Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater:
What? You gonna move?

Zachary 'Zack' Morris, Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater:
[Slater places his fake hand between the girls] [In ghostly voices] Mwahahahaha!

Lisa Turtle:
[Both turn round and swipe at them] You're so infantile, Slater!

Kelly Kapowski:
We're trying to watch the movie!

Woman in Film:
Oh, Jonathan, I love you. Let's ask the warden to marry us.

Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater:
[In deep voice] Are you proposing to me, my precious flower?

Zachary 'Zack' Morris:
[In high voice] Oh, yes, darling. You're the only man I ever loved.

Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater:
[In deep voice] Lydia.

Zachary 'Zack' Morris:
[In high voice] Jonathan. [the two embrace then laugh]

Samuel 'Screech' Powers:
Can I be the best man?

Lisa Turtle:
[Turns round] No, but you can be the dork of honor! Now shut up, I'm trying to watch the movie! [Zack giggles]

Samuel 'Screech' Powers:
You can't scare Screechman.

Lisa Turtle:
Oh, no? Watch this.

Zachary 'Zack' Morris:
Ooh, ooh, ooh!

Lisa Turtle:
[Turns round, shakes fist then spots the two men] It's them! They're here.

Kelly Kapowski:
"Oh, just shopping, it's a mall, you know." Right. I hope they kill you two first!

Zack:
Goo-oo-oo-oo-ood morning, Bayside! Hey, and all you kids cuttin' school in the Palisades and at the beach, this is Wolfman Zack. [Points to Screech, who then howls like a wolf] Hey, it's Bayside's freshest, hottest, hippest new station, KKTY-FM, Tiger Radio! [Points to Screech, who then roars like a tiger]

Jessie:
[Cuts to Jessie's segment] Bad food hits Bayside, students hit bathrooms. This is Jessie Spano for KKTY News. I caught up with Mr. Belding running out of the cafeteria today, and he assured me that green meat would no longer be served.

Lisa:
[Cuts to Lisa's segment] Hi, this is Lisa, your Galloping Gossip, with everyone you wanna know that's none of your business. Flash! Debbie DeMarco's new curves came with Debbie's new sweater.

Kelly Kapowski:
[Cuts to Kelly's segment] Hello, this is Kelly Desire. It's evening, the candles are lit, and you're with the one you love. All that's missing is that special romantic song. [Points to Screech, who puts on a rock 'n' roll record, she grimaces]

Screech:
[Cuts to Screech's segment; he speaks with a strange accent] Thunder and lightning raged outside the old Victorian house. There was a scream... [Screams] Evelyn's heart pounded... [Imitates heart beat by hitting his chest] as she slowly opened the bedroom door. [Imitates creaking door] She saw an axe, and recognised the face of...

Zack:
[Stops background music] Well, that's all the time we have today. Tune in tomorrow for another excitement installment of...

Screech:
Screech's Mystery Theater!

Zack:
And now, look alive, sports fans, 'cause on deck it's Tiger Radio's sportiest reporter, A.C. Slater!

Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater:
[In a stilted monotone] Hey. Thanks, Wolfman. Okay. First things first. Let's check out the old scoreboard, huh? I mean, hey, ha, gimme a break, it's not *that* old, right? [Honks horn, Kelly jumps] Anyway. In local, uh, high school action, it was - it was, Bayside 5, Valley 4. I guess that means we won, right Math majors? [Honks horn again]

Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater:
[a while later, the rest of the gang are all clearly bored and tired] This *is* A.C. Slater. And just remember, fans, in the airport of life, sports is just the baggage. Think about it. [Honks horn, Zack puts music on] Right. So what do you think?

Zack:
[All exchange glances] Uh... we're thinkin' about it.

Albert Clifford 'A.C.' Slater:
See, Preppie. I told you I was good. [Leaves]

Zack:
Hey, guys, I think I know what'd help Slater.

Jessie, Lisa, Kelly Kapowski:
What?

Zack:
A muzzle.

Lisa:
[Voiceover, as Zack sits in the cinema with Sue] I know this girl who would love to go out with you. Her name is Sue, and besides being pretty, she's got a great mind. And she loves to read, so she's got a lot to say.

Sue:
So, like, I figured Danielle Steel must be writing all of Jackie Collins' romance novels, because, like, they're all the same! [Chuckles] Well, not exactly the same, I mean, they have to be, like, a little bit different or everybody would know, okay? [Tires screech in movie, followed by gun shots and a woman's scream] You know, have you read Hollywood Wives?

Jessie:
[Voiceover, as Zack sits in the cinema with Cassie, who tips her tub of popcorn up to get to the last of the popcorn] You have got to go out with Cassie. She's got a great personality, and she has an insatiable hunger for life.

Cassie:
You know, after the movie, we should go to Antonio's 'cause I have this craving for a big bowl of spaghetti and meatballs. [Tires screech in movie, followed by gun shots and a woman's scream] [Cassie gasps] I'm out of popcorn! [Zack gives her his popcorn]

Samuel 'Screech' Powers:
[Voiceover] You never met my cousin Kimberly, did you? A lot of guys think she's cute if you like that long-legged, gorgeous, blonde ballerina-type.

Kimberly:
Oh, he's so mean! I hope they catch him. [Tires screech in movie, followed by gun shots and a woman's scream] Oh, no! [Clutches Zack]

Zack:
Kim, how would you feel about a burger after the movie? I know a great place where we can go.


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