Scream Queens2015

Chanel Oberlin:
Thanksgiving is next Thursday, and if any of you stupid whores ever cracked a book every now and again, you'd know I'm dressed as Sacajawea. She helped the Pilgrims with their harvest on what is now known as the first Thanksgiving.

Hester Ulrich:
No she didn't, you're thinking of Squanto.

Chanel Oberlin:
Um, no. Squanto was friends with The Lone Ranger.

Chanel #3:
Sacajawea guided the Lewis and Clark expedition.

Chanel Oberlin:
What? No way! Sacajawea taught the Pilgrims how to make cranberry sauce and then, like, sang Blue Corn Moon or something.

Hester Ulrich:
That was Pocahontas.

Chanel Oberlin:
Dammit, are you serious? I'm trying to impress Mr. and Mrs. Radwell and I just spent two hours dressing up as the hag who didn't realize she was the third wheel on Lewis and Clark's gay camping extravaganza!