Scream Queens2015

[Chanel walks in and finds Boone in bed spooning Chad]

Chanel Oberlin:
I can't believe this! You're gay?

Chad Radwell:
Uh no, Boone was scared so I let him crawl into bed with me, cuz he's my bro.

Chanel Oberlin:
He's your gay bro who has a big boner for you! Why don't you go in there and ogle his big ol' broner?

Chad Radwell:
Okay uh, first of all, I'm not gonna go ogle his big ol' broner because I'm not gay, Chanel. And you better not tell anybody Boone's gay, even though he is, because golf frats aren't big on gay dudes, and because we like hitting golf balls at the gay-straight alliance kids and I would like to keep doing that.