Scream Queens2015

Chanel Oberlin:
Since we can't turn the castoff pledges away, we're gonna have to scare them off. That's why I'm gonna burn your face off.

Ms. Agatha Bean:
What?

Chanel Oberlin:
Not for real, silly. It'll be pretend. So here's the skinny: We're gonna get in a fight and I'm gonna dunk your head in the deep-fryer.

Ms. Agatha Bean:
What? No!

Chanel Oberlin:
The oil won't be hot. We'll turn off the machine, idiot. You'll just pretend, then come up all screaming and I guarantee all those newbies will run screaming into the night and go pledge some other sorority.