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Chanel Oberlin:
[planning her Halloween party] Okay, music. Go.

Hester Ulrich:
I contacted Adam Levine, and Maroon 5 is in.

Chanel Oberlin:
Great. Go.

Chanel #3:
Okay, well, the good news is I talked to Fergie's agent, and she's in. The bad news is, and this is totally on me, but I Googled "Fergie's agent", and ended up talking to this British guy before I realized his client was actually Sarah Ferguson, Duchess of York, so... my bad, both Fergies are coming.

Chanel Oberlin:
So stupid. But go.

Chanel #5:
Okay, so, um... I wasn't able to get Led Zeppelin.

Chanel Oberlin:
What?

Chanel #5:
Well, apparently, one of them died or something.

Chanel Oberlin:
Damn it, Number Five. Do you have any idea what's at stake here? If this Black Hairy Tongue Pumpkin Patch Maze Concert isn't the biggest thing to ever happen to this campus, I will lose the Kappa House presidency, and Chad Radwell will dump me.

Chanel #5:
Okay, well, it's not my fault that some guy died in the '70s.