Scream Queens2015

Chanel Oberlin:
It's not my fault that my pumpkin patch was canceled. It's not my fault that some people didn't vote for me because they were too intimidated by my hotness. It's not my fault that because someone is killing Kappas, I didn't have time to individually bribe each and every one of you to vote for me. No, clearly there is only one person to blame for all of this: #5.

Chanel #5:
Wait, what?

Chanel Oberlin:
I hate all of you for letting me down tonight, but #5, I hate you the most. I know it's on me that I chose idiots and weirdos to be my minions, but you are by far the most idiotic and the most weird and so I blame you more than any of them for not finding a way to ensure I retain my presidency tonight!