Scrubs2001

Dr. Cox:
Carla you devil I can't help but notice you love telling jokes. What was it you were saying about your coffee?

Carla:
I said 'It's so good it's like crack'. [nurses stare]

Dr. Cox:
Normally you would hear crickets but they were uncomfortable about just how unfunny that was.

Carla:
So what I'm not funny?

Dr. Cox:
I think your very funny when your up on your high horse, you know when you stay right in your wheelhouse. Everyone is funny for something. Barbie is an emotional trainwreck, your husband sells with a cocky attitude...

Turk:
Well you know I do what I do when I do what I do

Dr. Cox:
Alice here sells it with a lost stare, and now that I've said Alice your picturing me as the maid from the Brady Bunch. [flash to Cox as the maid] Am I right? [cut back] Then there are people with funny names... Dr. Beardface, Dr. Mickhead, Col. Doctor, Snoop Dogg Intern...

Snoop Dogg Intern:
Yo!

Dr. Cox:
Sorry Snoop Dogg Resident. Laverne believes in God which is hilarious to me and Ted is the hospital sad sack.

Ted:
I am?

Dr. Cox:
Yes

Ted:
Awwwww!

Dr. Cox:
And me well, I'm funny cause I commit. C-O-M-M-I-T-T-T-T-T-T-T... T [points pinky and makes sipping motion] . To tell you the truth there is only one person here who is funny no matter what he says.

Dr. Kelso:
Are my new boxers made of wool? Cause my weasel's gettin heat stroke.

Dr. Cox:
The point is *PLEASE* don't tell anymore jokes.

Ted:
I'm not really a sad sack?

Carla:
Ted your pen exploded.

Ted:
[looks at shirt] Awww! [realizes ink got on his hand and now is wiped on his head] AWWWW MAN!