Scrubs2001

Chris Turk:
Babe, you gotta understand. A guy will sleep with any woman he finds attractive, no matter how he feels about her. If Tyra Banks drove her car over my mom and then offered to have sex with me, I'd have to dial 9-1-1 in the nude because my pants would already be off!

Carla:
Nice, while your mother lays there dying.

Chris Turk:
[to JD] Tell her.

J.D.:
His mother doesn't die. Tyra uses her connections in the super model world to get Turk's mom's brain put into Heidi Klum's body. She falls in love with me, and we all move in together.

Chris Turk:
Because I love my mom.

J.D.:
Mm, and I would love her too.