Scrubs2001

Dr. Cox:
You are, in fact, a perfectly healthy 26-year-old doctor who keeps whining about how horrible his father was.

J.D.:
Well, he did some considerable emotional damage, so...

Dr. Cox:
Every one of our parents does considerable emotional damage, and from what I've heard, it just might be the best part of being a parent. Now, if some guy ever does put a ring on your finger and you're lucky enough to pop out a youngster, I'm sure you'll understand. But for now, believe me when I tell you I wouldn't care if this was the first time you ever met your daddy. Because, in reality... well, he could have done a much, much worse job.