Scrubs2001

Elliot:
Dr. Cox!

Dr. Cox:
I'm hoping for your sake there's another Dr. Cox sitting right behind me.

Elliot:
I'm not sure what you were trying to teach me by sending me to Dr. Kelso.

Dr. Cox:
The value, and this is important, of leaving me alone.

Elliot:
I think we both know there's a little more to it than that.

Dr. Cox:
No, trust me, there's not. Listen, missie, I want you to spread the word. I've... had... enough! The next whiney intern coming to me for a cookie and a hug, I swear to A?sha, I'm going to hurt!

[Dr. Cox jumps over the couch]

Dr. Cox:
And you, you one-man freakshow, take your blah-blah to the blah-blah-psychologist, because if you are so stupid to confront the chief of medicine over some quasi-offensive endearment, then you've just gotta go ahead and change the captain of your brainship, because he's drunk at the wheel.

Elliot:
You're right, you're absolutely right. I have to learn to pick my battles. Thank you so much.

[Elliot leaves the room]

Dr. Cox:
Y... you're welcome.