Scrubs2001

[Dr. Cox, Turk and J.D. are having very different woman problems]

Dr. Cox:
I don't know what the hell she wants.

Chris Turk:
I don't know if I'm what Carla really wants.

J.D.:
My peeps are on the frits.

Dr. Cox:
What?

Chris Turk:
Whoa.

J.D.:
No, I mean you're me peeps, and you're on the frits...

Chris Turk:
Yeah, right.

Dr. Cox:
God bless you newbie. You helped me get a new perspective on everything.

Chris Turk:
Dude...

[Dr. Cox and Turk leave, the janitor approaches J.D]

Janitor:
Thanks for the coffee. Here's your dollar. [empties cup full of pennies on J.D.'s table] Oh, and by the way, your new nickname is Pepe LeFrits.