Scrubs

Scrubs2001

Genre: Comedy
"Scrubs" is an American television sitcom that aired from 2001 to 2010. The show follows the personal and professional lives of a group of doctors and nurses at the fictional Sacred Heart Hospital, primarily through the eyes of the protago… more »



J.D.:
[internal] I think childbirth has been way too romanticized.

[cut to a 1950s era informational film with JD and the soon-to-be parents]

J.D.:
You'll fart, poop, pee, and scream, all in front of ten complete strangers, all of whom are staring intently at your vagina, which, by the way, has an 80 per cent chance of tearing.

Pregnant Wife:
[to her husband] You do it.

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