Scrubs2001

J.D.:
Shut up, shut up, shut up and shut up, okay? Who are you people to give me advice about anything? All you do is b*tch about your relationships all day long.

[to Dr. Cox]

J.D.:
And you know what glare all you want Big Dog, okay, because I'm not afraid of you. 'Oh no, Jordan's only paying attention to the baby. That must be so hard for Dr. Look-At-Me, isn't it? LOOK-AT-MEEEE.

[to Carla and Turk]

J.D.:
And you two, you're arguing ever since you got engaged, wow you're probably the first couple that's ever done that EVER. It can't be that you're just scared is it?

[to Elliot]

J.D.:
And you, you know what, let's just forget for one second that a month ago you told me you couldn't be in a relationship with anyone, because for me, it's actually fun to watch you sabotage a relationship from the outside, it really is. Honestly, the only thing that gives me comfort you guys is while I'm sitting at home staring at the ceiling just wishing that I had someone to talk to, is knowing that none of you idiots realize how lucky you are.

[JD storms out of the cafeteria, passing Nurse Roberts]

Nurse Roberts:
Did I miss something good?